I see this shit happen way too often. Puppies always and forever will turn into DOGS. If you don’t want a DOG, don’t get a PUPPY. Don’t doom them to the pound just because you can’t handle the responsibility of an animal after the first few months and they get bigger.
If it’s really that big of a deal get a Yorkie, or get off my fucking planet
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
I want to slap some people at my work. They’re assholes. They blame me for THEIR shit.
I can relate. I get blamed all the time because the costumers that come in obviously can’t read the damn menu and get mad about prices.
Costumer: “I thought is was $5.00”
Me: “No Sir, if you would look at the menu, it says $7.50”
Costumer: “If I would of known that, I wouldn’t of got it.”
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
gotta do it now
thank you guys….. No I did it..
that snake is evil don’t you recongnize it?
hE’S SO FREAKING HAPPY.
That is the happiest dog mermaid ive ever seen
This is the extremely upsetting truth about baby carrots.
I already knew there was no such thing as baby carrots because baby carrots would look just like a regular carrot.
god dammit jerry
Jerry, you shit
this was my favourite joke in the entire show
The miner or his fucking tattoos
Nothing is funnier than the tattoos
My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.