I'll be your sunset if you'll be my silhouette..

I'm Lacey. I'm awesome. That is all..

myheartsayshooyah:

I see this shit happen way too often. Puppies always and forever will turn into DOGS. If you don’t want a DOG, don’t get a PUPPY. Don’t doom them to the pound just because you can’t handle the responsibility of an animal after the first few months and they get bigger. 

If it’s really that big of a deal get a Yorkie, or get off my fucking planet

(Source: twocentslice)


Jan 27th at 2PM / via: tragically-magically / op: meladoodle / 419,942 notes

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle)


deniceenvall:

I want to slap some people at my work. They’re assholes. They blame me for THEIR shit.

I can relate. I get blamed all the time because the costumers that come in obviously can’t read the damn menu and get mad about prices. 

Costumer: “I thought is was $5.00”

Me: “No Sir, if you would look at the menu, it says $7.50”

Costumer: “If I would of known that, I wouldn’t of got it.”

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(Source: deus--culpa)


Oct 31st at 12AM / via: tragically-magically / op: jetstreak / 1,791,134 notes
fantastic-tardis:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now
thank you guys….. No I did it..

that snake is evil don’t you recongnize it? 

fantastic-tardis:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

thank you guys….. No I did it..

that snake is evil don’t you recongnize it? 

(Source: jetstreak)


tennants-hair:

esttillthedeathofme:

heyfunniest:

hE’S SO FREAKING HAPPY.

That is the happiest dog mermaid ive ever seen

DOG MERMAID

Dog Mermaid

(Source: perfectlyfairfoul)


Oct 31st at 12AM / via: tragically-magically / op: buzzfeed / 182,828 notes

smoonie:

buzzfeed:

This is the extremely upsetting truth about baby carrots.

I already knew there was no such thing as baby carrots because baby carrots would look just like a regular carrot.


Oct 21st at 12AM / via: foreignobsessions / op: halloweem / 258,108 notes

somebloggerbitch:

god dammit jerry

Jerry, you shit

(Source: halloweem)


Guys, I accidentally went on a date tonight. 


Oct 21st at 12AM / via: onlylolgifs / op: raypulaski / 91,705 notes

yeffyaboyuice:

dave-vriska:

this was my favourite joke in the entire show

The miner or his fucking tattoos

Nothing is funnier than the tattoos

(Source: raypulaski)


wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

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bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.